It's Boss' Bachelorette Breakdown, Baby! Here's how it works: I watch the show, I drink some wine, I take some notes. Then, I try to make sense of those notes and write a recap for you. So hereeee we go!
First we’ve got to watch Rachel’s hometown date with Aven. His hometown is Salem, MA!? I have never heard of anyone actually from there. Of course their date will entail some spooky witchy stuff.
They enter a witch store and oh my gawdddd, it’s the most Boston lady ever and she calls herself ‘The Love Witch of Salem’!
She’s amazing. I love her. I could listen to her talk all day. She encourages Rachel to, “Falluh ya haaaht”.
She creates a love spell for them with a bunch of witchcraft stuff on a table and then the table crashes. That cannot be a good sign.
Rachel meets Aven’s parents. It goes well. They like her. Rachel likes Aven. Aven likes Rachel. They’re falling in love! Woohoo! That's enough of that.
TOP 5 MOMENTS FROM 'THE MEN TELL ALL'
I got to be honest it was slim pickings for a Top 5 because the show mostly served as an ad space for Virgin Voyages, the new Billy Eichner romcom 'Bros' and of course the upcoming season of 'Bachelor in Paradise'.
5. Roby the Magician has dyed his hair platinum blonde and looks like Draco Malfoy.
Roby is the 33 year old magician that was dismissed from the mansion by Gabby and Rachel on Night 1 after 4 hours... but for some reason he is here to take up a lot of time talking and looking like Draco Malfoy.
4. Preview of Bachelor in Paradise
Honestly, I would prefer to watch Bachelor in Paradise over The Bachelor and The Bachelorette any given Monday. Way more entertaining.
3. Spencer looks good with facial hair
I found Spencer attractive throughout the whole season but DAYUM! A little facial hair goes a long way for our man. He also seems so normal!
2. Meatball pours sauce on himself again and tackles Billy Eichner!?!
What a very strange thing to watch.
1. The Bloopers
The season bloopers are always pretty entertaining but I can't believe how much unnecessary armpit smelling took place and that they aired Gabby farting ‘Chinese food’ on TV!
Next week we're heading to Fantasy Suites! Oh la la.... see you then!
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