No shirt, no shoes, no warm-blooded thermoregulation, no service.
A man captured footage of an alligator taking an early-morning stroll through the parking lot of a Publix in the Sunshine State.
In the extremely Florida video, which Luke Vidal posted on Facebook, the gator can be seen ambling across the parking lot at a relaxed, slow-and-steady pace.
“Just a gator crossing the grocery store parking lot...🐊,” Vidal captioned the clip.
He said it happened at 6:45am on April 16 at the North Forty Myers location of the grocery store.
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Despite being out of its element, the gator looks calm as it creeps on the lot before sunrise, with a bright Burger King sign glowing in the background.
The reptile must know tax season is here — near the end of the clip, it can be seen approaching an H&R Block sign.
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“Why wait? File now,” the sign read.
Don’t worry, buddy. The deadline’s been pushed back to May 17 this year.
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