Don't Text & Drive

Where no-one has ipsum before. There be whales here. Doctor to sick bay, report. I am not a merry man. Set course for Risa and engage at warp one. Live long and prosper. Sensors detect a hole in space to port. Resistance is futile. Blue alert, fire torpedoes. Shut up, Wesley.

Beam me up, Chief. Revenge is a dish best served cold. Orange alert, fire phasers. Shields down, red alert. Set course for Vulcan and engage at warp nine. Beam me up, O'Brian. Primary power to phasers. Revenge is a dish best served cold. Highly illogical, lieutenant. Shields up, orange alert.

Red alert, fire torpedoes. Commander, report to the mess hall immediately. Main power to backup systems. Set phasers to maximum and attack. Blue alert, fire phasers. Highly illogical, captain. Ensign to bridge, report. Set phasers to kill and regroup. Resistance is futile. I am not a merry man. Captain, there are Klingons to aft. I am not a merry man.