Hola Bitcholas,
'Big Dummy' day today and more so than usual, today's contestants lived up to the name. Maybe the questions were unusually hard, but I really don't think that's the problem.
Ah, but on 'Big Dummy' days, we also conduct our weekly Mens Room Poll. In honor of the 5-foot-tall dude from Long Island who went viral after having a breakdown about being short, we decided to ask you this:
For one year, would you rather be:
- 5 feet tall
- 7 feet tall
- Excessively hairy
- Completely hairless?
On the subject of excessive hairiness, our very own Thee Ted Smith is a hairy mofo. Last night he shaved his legs. His legs. Look how much f**king hair was on this Yeti's legs.
Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!
And while you're here, treat yourself to some Redfestival tickets already!
