Which Reason to Curse Would You Like?

Today was Big Dummy day so we, of course, conducted another Mens Room Poll.  Today we asked which of the following you'd choose to deal with:

• Stubbed Toe
• Biting Your Tongue
• Heartburn 
• Swamp Ass

There's no good answer, but as a chronic sufferer of heartburn, f**k that one. I guess I would take a stubbed toe. It's a bitterly painful experience, but it doesn't last too long.

And until then, be sure to lock in your new Mens Room Summer Drinking Shirt! It's snazzy as hell, to say the least.