Hola Bitcholas,
Not much today, just a dumb joke we heard that I enjoy more than I think I should.
What's the worst thing about being an egg?
You only get laid once...and it's by your mom.
Stupid, I know, but I like it.
That's what I've got.
Until Monday, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!
But don't wait to get your #BourbonandBaconFest tickets, bitcholas! Bourbons, bacon-y treats and more will be on hand and you should be too!
