Things got kinky at a Fort Lauderdale commission meeting this week when a leather-clad dominatrix approached the podium and asked the city to fund the construction of a sex dungeon.
The masked woman, who identified herself as "Mizz Tres Krave," interrupted a discussion about a $1 million waste management contract, WSVN reported. Her face was completely covered by a mask and a visor, and had an opening revealing her mouth.
"Good evening council peoples, you may call me 'Mistress,'" she told the commission. "I do, however, find it interesting that you will spend almost $1 million to hide your secrets down the drain, hiding that condom I know you used to cheat on your spouse with. So, I propose that you use a quarter of that [million dollars] to support doms and subs in Broward County to build a dungeon created for us, by us, the taxpayers and voting citizens."
"Dom" and "sub" are shorthand for "dominant" and "submissive," terms used in BDSM subculture.
Krave, who had two leather-clad slaves in tow, closed by saying, "Do not let this glamorous look distract you from doing your duty to take my demand. I look forward to spanking each and every single one of you at the new, esteemed dungeon. You are dismissed."
As the trio walked away, one of the commissioners replied, "OK thank you, and happy holidays to you."
There's no word on whether the panel is actually considering the request, though at least one commissioner was curious.
"City manager, are there districts that have a dungeon?" he asked.
"Not that I know of," City Manager Greg Chavarria replied, laughing.
According to WSVN, the women are connected to Krave Nightclub in Miami, and handed out business cards for the club at the meeting.
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