Decoding Last Night's Episode of "The Bachelor"

You might have noticed that we haven't resumed "Two Dudes Talking About the Bachelor" this season and last night's episode is a prime example why. One of the contestants was pleading with Bachelor Clayton to stay, at least that's what we think she was doing. You can't understand anything this woman is saying! Can you figure out what she is trying to say here? We took our shot at decoding it this morning.