It used to be Target. I go in for one thing, come out having spent well over $100 dollars and most certainly indulging in more than just one item. Hey, when there’s a problem the first step is to recognize it. As I would pull into the parking lot, park my car, shop, and make the same mistakes, I’d recognize it alight. Finally, I decided to cut out the first step. Do not get in the car with the destination being target. Don’t. Do. It.
Proud to announce that I no longer have that problem. I am well beyond those days. As I celebrate with pride, of course I’ll need some things to celebrate…
**Opens Amazon App**
Places in cart: Party hats, iridescent baggies, a cordless dust buster, new Tupperware, mini umbrella stick-on-the-wall key holders, jolly ranchers, face cream, jumper cables, & a fluorescent lime green unitard.
Great. Houston, we have another problem.