·Kelly Clarkson is going viral after turning a serious bathroom emergency into an entire comedy routine during her Las Vegas residency.
·While performing at Caesars Palace Saturday night, Kelly told the crowd she had experienced some major stomach issues following the previous night’s show.
·She wondered out loud whether she had picked up cyclospora, the microscopic parasite currently connected to a growing foodborne illness outbreak across the country..
·Kelly said she first realized there was a problem during Friday night’s show, telling the audience, “I was like, ‘Oh my God. Jesus.’” The singer behind “Jesus, Take the Wheel” then had to get through the rest of her performance before returning to her room.
·She compared what happened next to the food poisoning scene from “Bridesmaids,” where the bridal party suddenly becomes sick while shopping for dresses.
·According to Kelly, the movie had nothing on her experience. She described the moment when you think the bathroom emergency must be over, only for your body to inform you, “No, girl.”
·One small luxury helped her through the night. Kelly praised Las Vegas for having “warm toilets,” something she had never appreciated more.
·She also said she had never been happier to be alone, joking any man who witnessed the situation would “never make sweet love to this again.”
·Kelly never said whether she received an official diagnosis.
·The confession came during a busy weekend for Kelly. She returned to her Studio Sessions residency and released her new single, “I’d Be Lyin’,” on Friday.
While performing at Caesars Palace Saturday night, Kelly told the crowd she had experienced some major stomach issues following the previous night’s show.
While performing at Caesars Palace Saturday night, Kelly told the crowd she had experienced some major stomach issues following the previous night’s show.
