Seeking Coworker, Boundaries Optional
Avocado Toast is a 10 year old senior who believes people are the greatest invention ever created, and she's made it her job to prove it. Give her a lap, a laptop, or a sandwich, and she'll insert herself immediately. She supervises your typing, proofreads emails by lying directly on top of them, and treats your arm as a pillow. Personal space isn't a concept she acknowledges.
She'll hop right over baby gates if she suspects people are on the other side, because rules simply don't apply to her. When a meeting ends before she thinks it should, she may gently take hold of your arm with her mouth, her way of saying "we're not done here." Despite being a senior lady, she still has plenty of pep, proudly chirping while showing off her toys before settling in for a sunny nap and checking back in on her people.
🐾 Talents: keyboard testing, email proofreading (by napping on it)
🐾 Hobbies: toilet water taste testing, redecorating your window treatments
🐾 Office policy: no baby gates, no boundaries, no working alone
If you've got room for a small, chirping coworker who believes your business is her business, come meet Avocado Toast in person. Walk-ins welcome Tuesday through Friday from 3 to 6pm, and weekends from 12 to 5pm.
Furry Friday is sponsored by Rachel Koehler Dog Training.
Furry Friday is sponsored by Rachel Koehler Dog Training.
