First asked to apologize for playing Limp Bizkit's music over the air, Audacy host Kevan Kenny and a listener who's definitely not the band's lead singer got into a discussion about why the band sucks now, always has, and always will.
WATCH NOW: 'Randy Kaufman' bashes Limp Bizkit
Calling in as "Randy Kaufman," the purported leader of an anti-Limp Bizkit organization, totally not lead singer Fred Durst, tells Audacy's Kevan Kenney he is there to spread the word that people should absolutely not go see the band when they come to your town on their Still Sucks 2022 tour.
"Not only do they suck, they always sucked and they still suck," says Kaufman. "There is nothing they can ever do that will ever, ever change my opinion or anyone else's opinion."
"Do not go to any Limp Bizkit concert whatsoever, it's a waste of your time, it's a waste of your money," Kaufman continues. "Clearly no one needs you to get out of your comfort zone to go have fun jumping around like a pogo stick, screaming and yelling, hootin,' hollerin,' and pretending the world's all great and the government doesn't suck and isn't lying to us... so DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME on a Limp Bizkit concert."
For the uninitiated, Still Sucks is the long-awaited 2021 album from Durst and Co. marking the band's first record since 2011’s Gold Cobra. Check out a full list of supporting dates and purchase your tickets right here.
"People have been duped by these barnacles; these bottom-dweller, bottom-feeding people called Limp Bizkit" Kaufman says. "It's a joke, it's a debacle... the whole thing. It's a big scandal; it's a conspiracy." What causes Kaufman to lose sleep between about 6:13AM and 7:11AM each morning, is knowing that there are not only long-time followers but young fans who could be exposed to these rascals, and he is determined to put out a warning.
"The music sucks, the band sucks. Everything about 'em suck... Fred Durst is nothing but the sweat in-between my taint, OK. There's nothing about that guy that's cool," he adds. "He can't f***in' rap, he can't f***in' sing; he looks like he's 90. He's a f***in' moron. Who runs around like they don't give a f*** their whole life? You gotta give a f*** about something!"
Don't check out the band's current tour dates below.
Limp Bizkit Still Sucks 2022 Tour Dates
April 28 – Tampa, FL @ Hard Rock Live#
April 30 – Hollywood, FL @ Hard Rock Live#
May 3 – Norfolk, VA @ Chartway Arena#
May 4 – Roanoke, VA @ Berglund Center#
May 6 – Atlantic City, NJ @ Hard Rock Casino#
May 7 – Wilkes-Barre, PA @ Mohegan Sun Arena at Casey Plaza#
May 10 – Lowell, MA @ Tsongas Center#
May 12 – Uncasville, CT @ Mohegan Sun Arena#
May 13 – New York, NY @ Madison Square Garden#
May 15 – Baltimore, MD @ Chesapeake Employers Insurance Arena#
May 18 – Youngstown, OH @ Covelli Centre*
May 19 – Saginaw, MI @ The Dow Event Center*
May 21 – Gary, IN @ Hard Rock Casino*
May 22 – Green Bay, WI @ Resch Center*
May 24 – Kansas City, MO @ Cable Dahmer Arena*
May 26 – Loveland, CO @ Budweiser Events Center*
May 28 – Las Vegas, NV @ The Theater at Virgin Hotels Las Vegas$
May 29 – Reno, NV @ Reno Events Center$
May 31 – Ontario, CA @ Toyota Arena$
#= $not, Wargasm, Scowl
*= Yung Gravy, Dying Wish, Wargasm
$= Dying Wish, Wargasm
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