It's Friday and you know what that means...Klein took the day off! For real he has to go to his Niece's Bat Mitzvah in New York and is probably having a lot less fun than we are, but still, let's give him shit about it!
Ally empowered Vanessa by letting her administer her IVF shot today, though she was shaking with anxiety the whole time and definitely watched the wrong YouTube video on how to do it. Listen to find out her weird 'three finger butt crack rule.' Listen to find out if Ally dies!
We also got a new complaint from a 'former' listener who had opinions about a recent toilet-baby joke and Klein's recreation of a Disabled placard. Ally is also in trouble with her wife over something she said on yesterday's show that she shouldn't have, which landed her in the 'Malibu Moms' Facebook group.
We also learned Johnny wants to stick things inside a chicken during Johnny Doesn't Know and that Ally's wife is completely delusional when she presented a new list of demands during El Cheapo.
May 01, 2026
