On today's show: this winter storm is breaking our spirits. Bill's front yard is now XXX-rated. We finally found out why Harry Styles was in the crowd at the Conclave in Vatican City. Good Vibes! Bill drove a car with heated seats and didn't enjoy it at all. Alyssa's College of Knowledge! Did ODOT screw-up one of their highway signs?!? Plus, how did your parents try to scare you straight?