If you know anything about me, it's that I spend entirely too much time watching reality television. So you can imagine the type of shock and disbelief I was in when I found out I was chosen to be a virtual audience member on Bravo's 'Watch What Happens Live.'
Speaking to ANDY COHEN was at the top of my bucket list. When I tell you I practiced my "HI ANDY!" all day, I am not lying. Here's a clip of me speaking with some of the Real Housewives of New Jersey.