Bill realized his backyard patio has been getting way less love than it deserves this summer. We recap the World Cup Final—including that halftime show everyone had an opinion on. Good Vibes! Bill's son Will made it home from soccer camp... but apparently not with all of his belongings. We hear the most embarrassing reasons you've ever called off work (and yes, Cyclospora inspired this conversation). Alyssa's College of Knowledge returns, Bill and his wife celebrate a major relationship milestone, and we wrap things up by swapping stories about the absolute worst summer jobs we've ever had.
Jul 20, 2026
