Don't: A firm, deadpan way of telling Jen or Tim to shut up.
Smooth Sip to the Lip: The satisfying feeling when sipping from the official Jen and Tim coffee mug.
EMC: Short for “Early Morning Crew.”
“I hate the timer”: Jen complaining about the timer during Trump Toohey.
“I hate the tiebreaker”: Jen (again) complaining—this time about the tiebreaker question in Trump Toohey.
Schneck: The awkward shoulder-neck region. (Often sore. Often dramatic.)
“Would you work with your ex?": recurring question. The answer is (obviously) always no.
Binge Brat: Someone so spoiled by full-season streaming that they throw a tantrum when episodes are released weekly.
Flying Bucket: The Cedar Point gondola ride that forces you to squeeze into a moving “bucket.”
“20 Minutes from Mentor”: Tim’s wildly inaccurate measurement of the distance from Downtown Cleveland to Mentor.
Boney Rooster: The skeletal chicken statue in North Olmsted proudly displayed next to a Star 102 sign.
Chyicken: Jen Toohey’s unique pronunciation of “chicken.”
“Mmmm”: The disturbingly deep, satisfied noise Tim makes when something tastes just right.
Brownsssssss: Tim’s gravelly, intense, full-volume declaration of love for Cleveland’s football team.
Center of the Universe: Richfield, Ohio—according to Tim Richards. Don’t question it.
Cleveland Rinse: When raw sewage spills into Lake Erie, rendering it... un-swimmable.
Browns Bark: Tim barking so hard in support of the Browns that he nearly tears a vocal cord.
Fairris Wheel: The old IX Center Ferris wheel Tim swears was rolled down I-77 to its new home at the Hall of Fame Village.
"Tim's Twerking Again": What happens when Tim wins Cleveland: How Much Do You Make? (Yes, it involves studio twerking. No, you can’t unsee it.)
Salmon Pants: Tim’s go-to dress pant color. Always salmon. Always bold.
Fat Boi: Tim’s self-deprecating nickname for himself when he thinks Jen called him fat. (She didn’t.)
Titanic: The iconic movie Tim refuses to watch—even though literally everyone else on the planet has.
Pretty Little Liars: Tim’s favorite binge show… even though he’s only 7 episodes into a 160-episode series. Three years later.
Tim vs. the Tank – When someone (mostly Tim) lets their gas tank hit E and keeps driving just to see how far they can push it without filling up.
Brad Peterson – The go-to answer when you have no clue while playing Trump Toohey. (He’s not right, but he feels right.)
Tim in a Tube – Tim’s self-appointed nickname during his dramatic MRI experience for a painfully bruised tailbone.
Sporty Jen – Jen’s self-given name when pretending she knows anything about sports. (Spoiler: She doesn’t.)
Boooooths – The disturbingly exaggerated way Tim pronounces “booth.” Unnecessary. Unwelcome. Unforgettable.
Script Parma – The fancy nickname for Parma, inspired by the suburb’s highly stylized, not-at-all-basic city sign.
Tom Hanks – The greatest actor of all time. No debate. Don’t even try.
T County – Tim’s intentionally annoying nickname for any suburb not located in Cuyahoga County. Used solely to irritate Stevie.
