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dir="ltr" xml:lang="en">Cheese in a wrapper <a href="https://t.co/OS8MTAj9OG" rel="nofollow">pic.twitter.com/OS8MTAj9OG</a></p>— Cakes Hates (@cakes_hates) <a href="https://twitter.com/cakes_hates/status/1019311881830486017?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" rel="nofollow">July 17, 2018</a> <p></p><p lang="en" dir="ltr" xml:lang="en">Bad beats in the poker room <a href="https://t.co/KWVR3jP9em" rel="nofollow">pic.twitter.com/KWVR3jP9em</a></p>— Cakes Hates (@cakes_hates) <a href="https://twitter.com/cakes_hates/status/1019312415006232577?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" rel="nofollow">July 17, 2018</a> <p></p><p lang="en" dir="ltr" xml:lang="en">Rap music -- with the exception of Geto Boys\' "My Mind Playing Tricks on Me" (radio edit) and "Humpty Dance" <a href="https://t.co/czMRe4F0mC" rel="nofollow">pic.twitter.com/czMRe4F0mC</a></p>— Cakes Hates (@cakes_hates) <a href="https://twitter.com/cakes_hates/status/1019312940179247104?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" rel="nofollow">July 17, 2018</a> <p></p><p lang="en" dir="ltr" xml:lang="en">George Clooney riding around on a Vespa <a href="https://t.co/XBpsiwurx0" rel="nofollow">pic.twitter.com/XBpsiwurx0</a></p>— Cakes Hates (@cakes_hates) <a href="https://twitter.com/cakes_hates/status/1019313605643251712?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" rel="nofollow">July 17, 2018</a> <p></p><p lang="en" dir="ltr" xml:lang="en">Interacting with people outside of work <a href="https://t.co/qlOaDXDk7f" rel="nofollow">pic.twitter.com/qlOaDXDk7f</a></p>— Cakes Hates (@cakes_hates) <a href="https://twitter.com/cakes_hates/status/1019344973035171840?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" rel="nofollow">July 17, 2018</a> <p></p><p lang="en" dir="ltr" xml:lang="en">16 year olds who drive Lamborghinis, especially LaMelo Ball. <a href="https://t.co/hTAIHdgZhU" rel="nofollow">pic.twitter.com/hTAIHdgZhU</a></p>— Cakes Hates (@cakes_hates) <a href="https://twitter.com/cakes_hates/status/1019313426030526468?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" rel="nofollow">July 17, 2018</a> <p></p><p lang="en" dir="ltr" xml:lang="en">Childish Gambino, but not Donald Glover <a href="https://t.co/C1BGAkSVGX" rel="nofollow">pic.twitter.com/C1BGAkSVGX</a></p>— Cakes Hates (@cakes_hates) <a href="https://twitter.com/cakes_hates/status/1019318058232483840?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" rel="nofollow">July 17, 2018</a> <p></p><p lang="en" dir="ltr" xml:lang="en">Dinner after 5:30 pm <a href="https://t.co/dFTKPLGGkt" rel="nofollow">pic.twitter.com/dFTKPLGGkt</a></p>— Cakes Hates (@cakes_hates) <a href="https://twitter.com/cakes_hates/status/1019382222372171779?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" rel="nofollow">July 18, 2018</a> <p></p><p lang="en" dir="ltr" xml:lang="en">Drivers over the age of 70 <a href="https://t.co/xd0zXhg7nW" rel="nofollow">pic.twitter.com/xd0zXhg7nW</a></p>— Cakes Hates (@cakes_hates) <a href="https://twitter.com/cakes_hates/status/1019575523897434112?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" rel="nofollow">July 18, 2018</a> <p></p><p lang="en" dir="ltr" xml:lang="en">Watching baseball <a href="https://t.co/CYmHV1jE3T" rel="nofollow">pic.twitter.com/CYmHV1jE3T</a></p>— Cakes Hates (@cakes_hates) <a href="https://twitter.com/cakes_hates/status/1019346208891068422?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" rel="nofollow">July 17, 2018</a> <p></p><p lang="en" dir="ltr" xml:lang="en">Empty fridge with no beer <a href="https://t.co/I8nDPSc05V" rel="nofollow">pic.twitter.com/I8nDPSc05V</a></p>— Cakes Hates (@cakes_hates) <a href="https://twitter.com/cakes_hates/status/1019650292466503680?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" rel="nofollow">July 18, 2018</a> <p></p><p lang="en" dir="ltr" xml:lang="en">Shopping mall food courts and other soft targets for terrorism <a href="https://t.co/nHqf0PSS8M" rel="nofollow">pic.twitter.com/nHqf0PSS8M</a></p>— Cakes Hates (@cakes_hates) <a href="https://twitter.com/cakes_hates/status/1019725578524680192?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" rel="nofollow">July 18, 2018</a> <p></p><p lang="en" dir="ltr" xml:lang="en">Eating in a restaurant with your back to the entrance/exit <a href="https://t.co/gb5soogsfP" rel="nofollow">pic.twitter.com/gb5soogsfP</a></p>— Cakes Hates (@cakes_hates) <a href="https://twitter.com/cakes_hates/status/1020279264875343872?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" rel="nofollow">July 20, 2018</a> <p></p><p lang="en" dir="ltr" xml:lang="en">Unattended suitcases at the airport <a href="https://t.co/yudPzcwnP2" rel="nofollow">pic.twitter.com/yudPzcwnP2</a></p>— Cakes Hates (@cakes_hates) <a href="https://twitter.com/cakes_hates/status/1020031915859095561?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" rel="nofollow">July 19, 2018</a> <p></p><p lang="en" dir="ltr" xml:lang="en">Brown golf courses <a href="https://t.co/QohKaTCM17" rel="nofollow">pic.twitter.com/QohKaTCM17</a></p>— Cakes Hates (@cakes_hates) <a href="https://twitter.com/cakes_hates/status/1020029482034397184?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" rel="nofollow">July 19, 2018</a> <p></p><p lang="en" dir="ltr" xml:lang="en">States with income tax <a href="https://t.co/jFGBprqmov" rel="nofollow">pic.twitter.com/jFGBprqmov</a></p>— Cakes Hates (@cakes_hates) <a href="https://twitter.com/cakes_hates/status/1019609419687120896?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" rel="nofollow">July 18, 2018</a> <p></p><p lang="en" dir="ltr" xml:lang="en">Pooping while wearing a shirt <a href="https://t.co/RHk0ml5HSK" rel="nofollow">pic.twitter.com/RHk0ml5HSK</a></p>— Cakes Hates (@cakes_hates) <a href="https://twitter.com/cakes_hates/status/1019609087116562432?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" rel="nofollow">July 18, 2018</a> <p></p><p lang="en" dir="ltr" xml:lang="en">“Final Countdown” by Europe <a href="https://t.co/5oXtsMp6d1" rel="nofollow">pic.twitter.com/5oXtsMp6d1</a></p>— Cakes Hates (@cakes_hates) <a href="https://twitter.com/cakes_hates/status/1019364901725310976?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" rel="nofollow">July 17, 2018</a> <p></p><p lang="en" dir="ltr" xml:lang="en">Human McDonald’s employees <a href="https://t.co/w2iCYA7ijB" rel="nofollow">pic.twitter.com/w2iCYA7ijB</a></p>— Cakes Hates (@cakes_hates) <a 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