"The kicked the everloving DOG CRAP OUT OF YOU!" Chris Russell says about the beatdown of the Washington Commanders on Thursday Night Football. "Last night's 40-20 loss to the Chicago Bears was the most pathetic, humiliating, embarrassing and absolutely utter dreadful performance that I have seen in person or on TV - maybe, maybe - since the Monday Night Massacre in 2010."
Why is the worst-ever loss in recent memory from the Commanders?
"Last night it was a team that hadn't won in 340-plus days and not only did they beat you, but they stomped on your ass. They humiliated you, they embarrassed you, they kicked you in the onions, they. kicked you in the ass, put their boot on your throat and mashed it into the ground... and there is absolutely no excuse for any of it. Absolutely zero excuse!" Russell said.
"This was a must-win game," he continued. "What did those clowns do? What did they do? They lost by 20. And it should have been more! It should have been more!"
Listen to the full rant from the Rooster on the audio player above.