I grew up in Natick, Mass on a steady diet of Casey’s Hot Dogs, Corrado’s Subs and WAAF. After graduating Natick High School with a major in bad attendance, I continued my education at the now defunct North Adams State College where I learned the difference between beer and bong water. After receiving my diploma through blackmail and extortion I moved to Richmond, Virginia where I spent most of the 90’s not sleeping. Upon my return to the Commonwealth I had to relearn how to be a Masshole by swearing more and using my car as a weapon on the Mass Pike.