'Drake from State Farm' and all our favorite artists' Super Bowl commercials

Sorry Jake, but there’s officially someone else that rocks khaki’s better than you and it’s Drake... from State Farm. Also starring MVP quarterbacks Aaron Rodgers from Green Bay Packers and Patrick Mahomes from Kansas City Chiefs, oh and can’t forget Paul Rudd. Even though he’s technically Jake’s stand-in, we all know who the real MVP is, and again it’s Drake... from State Farm.

Looking for love is hard enough. Looking for love with bad reception is basically impossible, And that’s where T-Mobile comes in. Here to prove it are Adam Levine, Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton. Thanks to some shoddy phone service that led to mixed messages, Adam set up Gwen with Blake. In their case it worked out, but we wouldn’t want to leave it to chance, so we’re calling T-Mobile in the morning.

Okay, Shaggy had some major assistance for this one from Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis. After the former finds the latter orange handed, claiming she had eaten all of his “Cheetos Crunch Pop Mix," Shaggy advises Mila to say, “It Wasn’t Me.” Much to Shaggy’s surprise, unlike his past experiences the claim seemed to work. Hmmm… we’ll keep that in mind.

Nick Jonas has diabetes, that much we know. But now thanks to him and Dexcom’s new Super Bowl ad we also know about the companies new glucose monitoring app. Because seriously? The JoBros got back together, and people are still pricking there fingers to check their blood pressure? Well not anymore.

Okay, yes we already obsessed over this one, but it’s so good we can’t help it, it just had to make our list. Mike Meyers, Dana Carvey and Cardi B serving us some Wayne’s World realness. We’re not worthy, no seriously, we’re not worthy.

In his first ever Super Bowl ad, Bruce Springsteen wants us to “meet in the middle.” Bruce hits us with an inspiring message, which we’re always here for. Other than him driving a CJ-5 down a deserted road for 3.2 seconds, we’re not entirely sure how Jeep related to it all, but it's whatever. As Bruce said, ”there’s hope on the road up ahead,” so maybe they’ll tick that box next year.

We love Winona Ryder but we're here for Timothée Chalamet. Also, seriously! "Edgar Scissorhands"... we're obsessed. Oh, and something about a new Cadillac, but honestly we don't remember that part.

#FlatMatthew, that is all.

Schitt's Creek might be over, but Dan Levy is just getting started, and now he can check Super Bowl commercial off his list of world domination.

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“Sorry I called you Karen.”
“That’s my name.”
“Sorry your name is Karen.”

Alexa’s got a new look, but thanks to the vivid imagination of this commercial’s female lead, now we want to trade in that new new model for Michael B. Jordan. Confused, just watch the ad, no seriously trust us, just watch it.