Reports are flying in that one of the unlikeliest celebrity pairings is already a thing. “Milkshake” singer/songwriter Kelis and one of Hollywood’s premiere comedic actors, Bill Murray, are allegedly dating. “They’ve met up in the States before which got people in the industry talking, and now are meeting up in London while they’re both here,” said one source close to the situation. “They’ve clearly hit it off.” Murray has been spotted at numerous performances by Kelis, including at last weekend’s Mighty Hoopla festival in South London, and the two were confirmed to be staying in the same hotel. Neither 43-year-old Kelis nor 72-year-old Murray have publicly commented on this romance as of this writing. “Whatever it is that has brought them together,” continued the insider. “And however unlikely it seems, they are both single and are having fun despite the fairly big age gap.”
At the ripe old age of 32, serial sperm donor Kyle Gordy is calling it a career. Gordy is estimated to be the father of at least 65 children after donating his seed “free of charge to families desperate to have children.” Today, Gordy says his donation time is through, and it’s time to wash his hands and put his focus on other areas. Right now, he says he wants a relationship and that’s “the most important thing” to him. So, “except for a select few,” the donations will stop and he’s “looking forward to building something special with someone who” likes him for him…and not just his semen.
Important safety tip – make sure you read the bottle before you squirt something into your eyeballs. On TikTok, Jennifer Eversole told the world that she accidentally squirted her eyes with nail glue, rather than eye drops. She was giving her daughter a manicure, and the “eye drops were directly next to the super glue.” Oops. Fortunately, docs were able to get her eye open, but there were still days of “numbing drops, blurry vision, and itchy discomfort” to remind her of the mistake.
