When Detroit resident India Gardner came home, she discovered that she had been the victim of porch pirates. Now, when you think porch pirate, you think someone who steals packages off the porch while the home owner is away. But in this case, the criminals took it to a whole new level. They stole the ENTIRE PORCH!! Yes, you read that correctly, the whole porch. The thieves stole the steps, the rail and the landing of the porch.