A rube is a boob, a boob a rubeNo state can be led by a fool, you toolUnless the state meets our fateWith the Feckless Jolly Ned
Go right to the marble and ask the guyYou'll find his answer contains a lieHis doors always open but no one's byTalk to Jolly Ned
Talk is cheap Ned's rich with words that clog and block the way
But Jolly Ned will never speak unless he has nothing to say
You can't push a square into a roundBut Ned's chasing spending that isn't soundHe's looking for love he's never foundHe's looking for love that won't be foundHe is Jolly Ned!?
