Fighting with a neighbor is something almost every homeowner has dealt with, but this situation in Lodi Township, Mich., is next level.
A Michigan man feuding with his neighbor over a property line dispute came up with a new way to deal with his neighbor issues: He built a wall made of poop along his property line.
After a dispute over their home’s property line, Wayne Lambarth claims his neighbor built a massive wall of poop on the disputed land, and now he and his family are forced to deal with the smell of manure all day. According to Brobible, the wall of poop is 250 feet long. “Normally they spread it on the field but they decided to make a fence out of it,” said Lambarth.
Lambarth claims his grandfather developed the property 100 years ago, but in recent years the property lines have become a constant argument. Apparently the neighbor didn’t appreciate Lambarth’s complaints about the wall of poop either.
Sadly local officials say there is nothing they can do about the wall of poop, so for now it is there to stay.
The New York Post reported that when confronted "the unnamed poo-petrator simply remarked, 'It’s not a poop wall. It’s a compost fence.'"
The Post added: "Turd-minology notwithstanding, the odiferous barrier has proven a smelly nuisance to Lambarth’s tenants, Jaidyn Schwarzel and Coyne Gatto."
Schwarzel told local media, “It’s just a s–t pile over there." Gatto seconded the complaint, saying, "It’s like you can’t leave the window open. The whole upstairs will smell like it.”