Hokie-isms

"I've seen better hands on a clock!" Hokie's best one-liners

The late Hokie Gajan had a way with words, and his folksy observations of Saints games made the radio broadcasts truly unique. We asked Who Dats to send in their most memorable Hokieisms, and here's some of the best.

"He flew through that line like a dog through a meat market!"

On his own pro football career: "If you needed one yard, I got you two. If you needed three yards, I got you two."

On a storied Reggie Bush run 2006: "Well, he's the only guy since me that could do that. Course, I'd've been tackled 3 yards behind the line of scrimmage!"

"I've seen better hands on a clock!"

On Stephone Anthony returning blocked PAT for 2 points: "Well it's about time something in history went down in the Saints favor!"

"The only reason Aaron Rodgers is dancing around back there is, he's thinking, he might as well get some exercise!"

On Drew Brees' passing skill: "And that throw right there, he coulda dropped it in a coffee cup."

On Chris Ivory in 2012: "He's like a rolling ball of butcher knives!"

On the Falcons making playoffs: "They have one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel!"

On Aaron Brooks in his breakout game in 2000: "He's jumpin' around back there like a sprayed roach!"

On Donte Stallworth: "He's so fast he goes rabbit hunting with a hammer"

On signing autographs for his fans: "You must be desperate!"