29-year-old Jacob McFarland from Philadelphia recently stole two "toys" from an adult store called Adult World Video Superstore last week, though the police were able to quickly find him.
The police were able to do so because thankfully, the cashier recognized Jacob, because he had just RECENTLY applied for a job there!
McFarland robbed the store of two male-pleasuring devices, though the cashier followed him outside and confronted the 29-year-old, putting him in a headlock.
McFarland threatened to stab the cashier, so he let him go. He immediately left the scene, but the police later caught up to him at a nearby hotel.
According to The Smoking Gun, McFarland is facing a multitude of charges, including disorderly conduct, narcotics possession, theft, and criminal mischief.
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