2020 Resolutions, realistic versions

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A year ago, we had such high hopes for 2020. (Insert hsyterical laughter here).

If you had made these resolutions last year, everyone would have accused you of being some kind of grumpy hermit.

1. Wear sweat pants every day. (Or yoga pants if you're feeling fancy).

2. Refuse to hug everyone and anyone.

3. Don't go to the gym.

4. Buy a year's worth of toilet paper all at once.

5. Replace usual cologne or perfume with hand sanitizer.

Hopefully next year will be better...and we'll actually get to be close to the ones we love. I'm keeping the yoga pants. We're pretty much inseparable at this point.