6 am Headlines
A 28-year-old man in Florida was arrested for felony battery for hitting someone with a packet of ketchup at a bus terminal. The attacker also had a small amount of cocaine, so they added a drug possession charge. https://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/battery/ketchup-battery-563891
7 am Headlines
A 64-year-old man claims he has the "world's oldest snowball," which was formed nearly 50 years ago in February of 1976. He was a teenager at the time . . . and it's been safely stored in the freezer ever since. https://nypost.com/2026/01/22/lifestyle/the-worlds-oldest-snowball-celebrates-50th-anniversary/
PETA wants to replace Punxsutawney Phil with a giant 3-D hologram. Pitching alternatives has become a yearly thing for them. They suggested a "weather reveal cake" last year. And in 2024, a giant gold coin. https://x.com/peta/status/2014408887537897795
9 am Headlines
A new study says that men's peak sexual desire comes a lot later in life than you might expect.
Researchers examined data from over 67,000 men ranging in age from 18 to 89, and while they expected to find that dudes want it the most in their late teens and early 20s, the data showed that men’s craving for sex hits its highest point in their late 30s and early 40s.
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/when-do-men-hit-sexual-peak-research-libido-b1266476.ht