Salt tried on his old size 36 swim trunks and found the were too tight in the legs, causing the booty crack to show and then the shorts actually ripped! But he is hell bent on NOT going up to a 38, mostly because the shorts in question still fit his waist.
While discussing his predicament with Christine, the two of them realized there is a glaring hole in the marketplace of goods and services. Introducing, "Tree Trunks" — swim trunks for men with thicc thighs! Listen below.