Despite the jokes, Sex Island is a real thing, and it exists outside of Roberto's dreams.
It's the brainchild of five hard-partying friends who apparently sat down and thought, You know what would make this party even better? Prostitutes, drinks and drugs.
Every year, the organizers hold a special golden ticket event where $6,000 buys a free-for-all. Only 50 tickets are sold for the special week, which happens August 2-5 this time around on a 'discreet island' in Nevada. Guests are picked up from the Las Vegas airport in a helicopter and whisked away to their week of shall we say, indulgence. "The girls' mission is to please you and make you feel like a king," the Sex Island website says. Look it up online, but note the website is NSFW and nudity is immediate.
Now there is a trailer for "Sex Island" which is borderline NSFW that you can see below.
After watching the trailer, it really does look like the happiest place on earth.
But organisers The Good Girls Company were last week served with a warning from America's Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) warning that officers would raid the event - and deport tourists if drugs laws were being broken.
Previous events have openly claimed to be 'drugs-friendly' and holidaymakers have told how illegal drugs including cocaine and LSD were freely available.
The warning from the federal government read: 'If any illegal substances are found on the premises of your resort, the immediate shutdown of the event be ordered.
Do you want to go to "Sex Island?"