Jeff was hanging out with his wife Zulie when he noticed she got a notification on her Apple Watch from her LinkedIn account.
The message Zulie received involved someone wanting to work out a way where their relationship would be "mutually beneficial," and Jeff feels like that phrase has got to go.
Now you may be thinking...what is so wrong with the phrase "mutually beneficial?"
Well Jeff is worried that this random person on LinkedIn is trying to start some "friends with benefits" relationship with his wife.
Of course his brain went there.
If it were up to Jeff, he would fire the phrase "mutually beneficial" from America.
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