6/21 - Texas man asks officer to hold his beer in the middle of traffic stop
Some game wardens were out patrolling an area near Lake Waco in McLennan County, Texas earlier this month when an aggressive driver cut them off, and began driving on the wrong side of the road.
6/22 - Police called after couple dating for only two weeks get into fight over S'Mores
A couple in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina had only been dating for a couple weeks before a domestic incident led to the police being called, following an argument about S'Mores.
6/23 - Pair of wedding crashers try to steal case of beer, get beat up during fight with the groom
A couple of guys in Ohio tried to attend a wedding they had not been invited to. Not only were they NOT invited, they had no relationship to either the bride or groom, but that didn't stop them from trying to steal a case of beer from the reception.
6/24 - Man named "Shaft Bang Adams" caught with meth hidden in his foreskin
After being transferred to Orange County Jail, a search of Shaft Bang Adams (yes, that is his real name, and it is tattooed across his chest), police found that he had crystal meth upon his person.
6/25 - Wanted fugitive found after stealing $1.3 million yacht and taking it on a joyride
56-year-old Robert Morris from Vermont wanted to keep a low profile. After all, he had been a wanted fugitive in New Hampshire for a while, so it would make sense for him to keep as much attention away from himself as possible.
