A woman named Emma is finding out just what it means to date a Momma's boy. She posted on TikTok a set of rules her boyfriend's mother has for dating her son. And they are a doozy.
The rules, according to Emma's boyfriend's mother, are for anyone "dating my son," and if anyone should break the rules, mom says she could make them "go away."
The rules include:
1 - He is not your ATM.
2 - If you show up to my house looking like a stripper, I will make you go away.
3 - If I see any "sexts" on his phone, I will make you go away.
4 - Understand that if I don't like you, I will make you go away.
5 - Understand that I can make you go away.
6 - He's a "Mama's boy." Unless you have a ring on your finger, your opinion of that does not matter.
7 - You are not in charge of him and it is not up to you to change him. Take him for who he is, or see rule #5.
8 - He is a gentleman. I taught him that. You better act like a lady and deserve that.
9 - I know how to avoid jail.
10 - If you weasel your way past all these rules and fake your way to a ring on your finger, I will be something much worse than your boyfriend's mom. I'll be your mother-in-law.
And by the way, the woman's son is 22-years-old!
Several people posted words of warning for Emma. According to The Sun, one person wrote, "I'm so sorry you have to put up with that, sis." Another, "Girl, she is definitely going to wear white to your wedding." And another, "It only gets worse from here."
