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"Rumpology" is having your fortune read by the shape of your butt

Rumpology was a practice used as far back as ancient Babylon, Greece, and India, and that the left and the right buttocks reveal the past and future of a person, and the crack corresponds to hemispheres of a brain!

Profile of woman's butt
Profile of woman's butt
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Between tarot cards, fortune cookies, and palm readers, there are a million different ways for folks to read their future.

So what's one more? And we're pretty sure this way might peak some of y'all's interests.


It's called "Rumpology," and it's having your fortune read by the shape of your butt.

According to the Deccan Chronicle, Rumpology was a practice used as far back as ancient Babylon, Greece, and India, and that the left and the right buttocks reveal the past and future of a person, and the crack corresponds to hemispheres of a brain!

According to rumpologist Ulf Beck, an "apple-shaped, muscular bottom" indicates someone who is "charismatic, dynamic, very confident and often creative. A person who enjoys life." A "pear-shaped" bottom suggests someone "very steadfast, patient and down-to-earth, and a "round bottom" indicates the person is "open, happy and optimistic in life." A flat bottom, however, suggests the person is rather "vain, negative, and sad."

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Rumpology was a practice used as far back as ancient Babylon, Greece, and India, and that the left and the right buttocks reveal the past and future of a person, and the crack corresponds to hemispheres of a brain!