SlimFast is paranoid that he’s fired, and Lazlo would be slightly… disappointed if his son started a drug ring in college. SlimFast jacked off with his parents in the car (which is totally normal), everyone is talking about Hayden Panettiere, and the Secret Service is (probably) looking at your DMs. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
Aug 18, 2026
