64-year-old Ken Carlyle of Clearwater, Florida had a beef with his neighbor, and apparently really needed them to know about it.
And Carlyle thought the best way to do that, was take a poop on a glass table his neighbor had on their front porch. In broad daylight.
Security cameras caught Carlyle in the act( (from two separate angles), and the police showed up to his home later that day and arrested him for criminal mischief.
Though this arrest normally would've ended with just a $250 fine, according to WFLA, Carlyle was already out on bond following an arrest this past December for drunk driving and "discharging multiple firearms into a lake" near his house.
Carlyle had been freed then on a $11,500 bond. He still remains behind bars following this latest incident.
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