If you've got money to burn, and you're tired of anything you might find in the Neiman Marcus Christmas book, why don't you take a gander at Goop's holiday gift guide for 2022?
Gwyneth Paltrow's lifestyle company has offerings that will surely tickle your fancy, sometimes literally.
While the book is just FULL of wonderful treasures, ten of the more extravagant (some might say "ridiculous") things you can buy, according to Page Six, include:
1. Gucci "GG" Waste Bag Holder: $420.
You know, poop bags for your dog.
2. Rowan Hair Color Kit for Dogs: $50.
Washable color sticks and coat shimmers, also for your dog.
3. Higherdose Two-Person Infrared Sauna: $8,099.
For the person in your life who is also bad with money and desperately needs a sweat.
4. Bolin Webb 24-Karat Gold Razor Set: $425.
Plastic razors are so 2021.
5. Kiki de Montparnasse Tufted Boudoir Chaise: $28,500.
It's a chair meant for certain...adult activities.
6. Flamingo Estate Free-Range Composted Manure: $75.
Literally crap.
7. Tapper Gold-Plated AirPod Chain: $110.
We all got AirPods to be free from chains, right?
8. Chefanie Kama Sutra Dinner Napkins: $88.
Don't use these for your kid's birthday party.
9. Cowgirl Sex Machine: $1,750.
If you buy these, the boudoir chaise and the kama sutra napkins you certainly have your priorities in line.
10. The Light Phone 2: $299.
You use your own SIM card and can call, text, use navigation, and alarms. It has a black-and-white display. It's an expensive hipster iPhone.
To see everything the 2022 Goop holiday gift guide has to offer, head to Goop.com.
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