PICS: Topless, unconscious woman dragged by topless MO man turns out to be life-size doll

KANSAS CITY, Mo. (KMOX/AP) — Missouri authorities say a topless man reportedly dragging a topless, unconscious woman through downtown Kansas City was actually lugging around a life-size doll.
Police said in a tweet that callers reported Tuesday that the man looked like he wanted to throw the woman over a bridge, that he had dropped her and that he appeared to be trying to dress her. One caller said he was yelling “savior” while holding the woman.
Police titled the tweet: “And here is today’s episode of “Not What We Expected Going Into That.”
A traffic camera captured some of the incident.