Well, here we go.
And for those hoping for optimism for optimism's sake or wearing rose-colored glasses, this isn't the place.
And, we're off and running in 2019.
However, EB notes the Skins have, on paper, one of the easiest schedules in football.
"I actually have them, just going through this, with more wins than I feel comfortable with," he said. "They're just playing a bunch of poopers."
And the home opener against the hated Dallas Cowboys.
Week 3 to the Chicago Bears? All three say a loss, too.
For JP and EB, the first win comes at the New York Giants in Week 4.
"If they start 0-5 (after losing the Patriots in Week 5)," Cakes said. "It's very bad optics for the Redskins, Gruden could be fired before the Week 6 game against the Dolphins."
Cakes finally has the Redskins grabbing a win against the 49ers to get to 1-6 through seven weeks.
"That is a cataclysmic season," Auville said.
"That is brutal!" JP said.
But, EB the Optimist, has the Redskins repeating their 7-9 performance from a season ago.
"Which is more wins than I think they're capable of, but frankly, that schedule, they have some moments where it is tough, but there are a lot of poopers on there that they should be able to take advantage of."
One one hand, it is hard to see the Redskins scoring enough points to win games. On the other, they play eight-straight weeks against teams that missed the playoffs in 2018. They do not play teams that were solid last year.
"Just remember where you heard 0-5 and Gruden fired, first. Right here," Cakes said.
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