The squeaker of all squeakers took his penny pinching to a new level, cancelling his daughters' Amazon orders live on the show on Wednesday.
Here's how the conversation played out on The Sports Junkies:
Bish: I think my daughters are addicted to online shopping.
EB: Are you deleting things right now?
Bish: Well, there's orders on Amazon. I mean, seriously... So, one of my daughters — I think I know which one — ordered eight drinking glasses with glass straws.
EB: Why does she need eight? For like some trip?
Bish: Probably for their apartment at school. But we have five billion glasses in the kitchen.
Cakes: Yeah, but she wants her own.
Bish: Right, well they're 40 bucks. And then how about this...
EB: Wait, hold on. Forty bucks total?
Bish: Yeah.
EB: Alright. You've got 40 bucks.
Bish: Well hold on, it adds up. Don't talk to me about money. You complain about money more than I do.
Bish went on to detail how one of his daughters furthered her entirely unforgivable sins by ordering a blanket and drink coasters. The horror!
Bish: Alright, so two orders, I'm already over 100 bucks. Now this was only $7.41, my daughter ordered record coasters for drinks. So they're coasters that look like records.
JP: That's good. She doesn't want to damage the table.
Bish: That's getting cancelled.
EB: How much is that?
Bish: It's only seven bucks.
EB: I would cancel the forty dollar [thing], not that seven dollar [thing].
JP: I'm curious of the psychology of Jason. I think Jason likes doing this.
Bish: Well that's my point. I mean it all adds up. We're already up to 120 bucks.
JP: Because I think in a couple years, like two years, they're gonna be on their own. They'll be making money. They're gonna be able to purchase their own stuff. He's gonna miss this. He actually likes getting his nose in there.
Bish: I just think it's a waste of money, because we have stuff at the house. We have all this stuff. We have coasters. We've got glasses. We've got a million blankets in the living room. That's a million of 'em! But they want to go on to Amazon... you should see them at night after dinner. They're on Amazon just purchase, purchase, purchase, purchase, purchase. I mean, I gotta put a stop to it.
Cakes: And out in LA, Jeff Bezos just pulled his pants down.
Bish: I mean seriously, I gotta put a stop to it. It adds up. It's a hundred bucks a day!
JP: That's why you're cutting corners and drinking Vita Rain instead of Vitamin Water.
Bish: I mean there's no reason my daughter needs eight drinking glasses that cost 40 bucks when we have a billion of them. We have drinking glasses in the garage that we haven't even opened!
JP: Do you really?
Bish: Yeah, like gifts from other people. I mean, this is finished. I can't do this. Cancelled!
EB: You know, when Jason accuses me of complaining about money, I think I am complaining about money more, but I think it's because... I pay 80 grand a year for Cornell! Think about that! And 40 grand for my kid to go to the other school. That's a lot of money. That's a lot of money.
Bish: I know, but you're hypocritical. When I complain about a 60 dollar order on Amazon, you go, 'It's only 60 dollars!'
JP: What was he complaining yesterday about?
Valdez: How much it costs to level his backyard for tree removal for a pickleball court.
EB: But that's the difference, though. I'm not complaining about 40 bucks. I'm talking about 50 grand!
Bish: I mean, I think it's all relative. But my point is it's just worthless items. I mean, there's just no point in ordering this. We don't need it. Do you really think my daughter needs a blanket that costs 61 dollars?
EB: They don't need anything. They're fine!
Bish: Right, so my point is why don't you support me and say 'cancel it'? You don't support me! I get no support.
At this point Jason trained his guns on JP.
Bish: You're the worst. You're the worst.
JP: Why?
Bish: You don't support me.
