Jason Bishop's relationship with the family of Trace McSorley has been well documented on The Sports Junkies through the years.
The Bishops and McSorleys have been family friends for years, and have grown so close that McSorley — now a quarterback for the Baltimore Ravens — refers to Bishop as 'Uncle Jason.'
We've heard this story before, of Jason taking liberties while house-sitting for the McSorleys, using their bathroom in about every way imaginable (much to Mrs. McSorley's dismay). But when it came up again on Thursday, Jason included a new, foul detail that seemed to catch everyone by surprise.
EB: Do they know that you pooped in their house when they weren't there?
Bish: Oh, of course. What do you mean? I told the story on the air. Of course they know.
EB: Were they shocked and appalled by that? That they weren't in town and you just drove by and dropped a deuce.
Bish: Well, my buddy Rick laughed. I think Andrea, the mom, she was probably a little perturbed.
Cakes: Rrrrrrrrrick.
EB: Well you not only dropped a deuce, you took a shower after.
Bish: Well of course! There was no TP! That was the whole point.
Right there. That's the moment it dawned on everyone, as they erupted in laughter, that Jason had left out a critical detail in previous tellings of the story.
EB: You couldn't find TP?
Bish: No, that's why I took a shower.
EB: So your remnants were all over their shower! Oh my God...
Cakes: It went down the drain. Hopefully he rinsed it a few times before he got out.
Bish: Of course I did!
Valdez: I hope the tile's not white!
Bish: Oh, it was white... it was white.
EB: Oh, you probably used their soap, their bar of soap.
Jason went on to explain the unsettling logic behind his decision-making. As it turns out, he was actually house-sitting for another family at the time when he caught a wave, but didn't feel as comfortable befouling that family's bathroom, so he drove down the street to the McSorley residence. Lucky them.
EB: Were you driving by? Or were you like house-sitting and you just happened to have a wave?
Bish: No, there was another neighbor that lived across the street, and I went to take something out of the oven because they left the oven on. Don't you remember this? And I took it out of the oven, and then that's when the wave hit.
EB: But why didn't you just poop there?
Bish: Because... I don't know them as well. I just didn't feel comfortable doing it.
Cakes: All Jason did was add an extra letter to his house-sitting. He just added one critical letter.
Grade-A zing.
EB: But you knew they were out of town, the McSorleys?
Bish: Correct. I believe they were up at Penn State that weekend.
EB: And you just know their house code? And so you punched it in and got in?
Bish: Definitely know the house code...
EB: Wow. Un-believable. He's got just ginormous cannonballs.
