The Jonas Brothers Family Roast is officially available for your viewing pleasure on Netflix. Speaking of pleasure, while none of the roasters held back, a special shout out must go to Sophie Turner, who ruthlessly roasted her husband Joe Jonas over his infamous purity ring days.
“Let's talk about the purity rings," Sophie said. "For those of you who don't know, purity rings are worn to demonstrate that you're abstaining from sex before marriage. And the Jonas Brothers, they all had them. Like, I know this is a roast, and you all think I should be going after them, but I think we need to set the record straight here. No, the rings weren’t a good idea. Yes, as a gesture, they’re laughably, toe curlingly, lame. But remember—this was about more than a gesture: This was about faith. This was about principle. This was about taking a stand and setting an example. Look, Joe Jonas wasn’t just sticking his fingers in some dumb metal rings. He was sticking his fingers in co-stars, actresses, and even a supermodel or two.”
Umm yeah… Like we said, there was no holding back, and she didn’t stop there — yup, there's more. “To be honest, Joe and the purity ring thing was kind of like a modern day Cinderella,” Sophie said. “I mean, Joe tried to find a match for his purity rings a few times, but finally, the finger fit me. It was also like Cinderella because most of the girls he tried it with were under contract to Disney.”
To close out her savage roast Sophie said to her husband, “and Joe, don’t wait up, Pete Davidson slipped me his phone number.” Joe clearly didn’t seem bothered, getting up from his seat and to kiss and hug Sophie once her jokes had concluded
Side note: Pete, who was there to do some JoBro roasting of his own, also took a moment to mention and mock Joe manhood, saying “A Little Bit Longer is both my favorite album… and it’s what Sophie wishes Joe’s penis was. Winter is coming, but Sophie, not so much.” And Nick and Kevin weren’t safe either.
Jonas Brothers Family Roast is now streaming on Netflix.
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