Four Regions, 32 Douches.
AUDIO of the reveal at the bottom of this page.
TO VOTE
Round of 16: March 22-25
Quarterfinals: March 25-27
Semifinals: March 27-29
Championship: March 29-April 1
Before voting, read the description of each remaining douche below:
Region 1: The Hacksaw Region
Tweets at Recruits Guy
One-Upper
Doesn't matter if you once caught a 200-pound tuna and had a beer with Muggsy Bogues, this guy once ran into BigFoot and smoked weed with Snoop Dogg. He always has a better story.
Region 2: The Philly Nate Region
The Overbearing Vegan
Did you know that meat isn't the only way for humans to get the protein necessary for building muscle? Did you know there was a vegan in the NFL? Did you know vegans live longer? Did you know vegan deserts are actually better than regular desserts? Did you know?
Region 3: The Sean Payton Region
Leaves Shopping Cart in Parking Lot Guy
Lazy and inconsiderate. Period. You don't even have to push it all the way back to the store. But some of y'all are too lazy to even roll it to the nearest cart corral. Leaving your buggy out is a hazard and inconsiderate to grocery store workers. Do better.
Region 4: The Bro-Country Region
Left Lane Cruiser
Need I say more? Speed up or get out of the way. Thankfully more and more states are taking steps to thwart these monsters by writing tickets for slow driving in the left lane. There's hope for America, yet.
if ur gonna drive in the far left lane on the freeway i expect ppl driving at 80 mph or above THIS ISN’T THE SLOW LANE!!!!! IF U WANNA DRIVE THE SPEED LIMIT GO TO THE FAR RIGHT LANE pic.twitter.com/4X9H5c5bvD
— dania ♡ (@daniaaldhaif)
March 14, 2019 VOTE HERE
