If you're short on cash right now (I mean, the stock market crashed today), this might be an opportunity for you.
There is a medical studies company in London called the Queen Mary BioEnterprises Innovation Centre which is looking for volunteers to be infected with the current coronavirus. They'll even pay you $4588 for your trouble. They are looking for 24 people who will be infected, get sick, stay in quarentine for 2 weeks, eat a restricted diet and avoid human contact. Easy.
Just as long as they have cool camp crafts, I'm in!
-wALT
