Like overpriced beers (that, despite being promised as such, are never “cold as the Rockies”), the wave and the menace to society that is urinal troughs, jumbotron proposals unfortunately come with the territory when attending major sporting events. Ambushing your significant other while subjecting 70,000 strangers to the most personal moment of your life will never be anything less than cringeworthy, yet it still happens on a weekly basis.
This clueless fan, however, found a new level of awkward with his poorly-timed proposal during Sunday’s Jets/Dolphins game in Miami, asking for Christine’s hand in marriage … while nowhere to be found.
Whether the poor guy had to pee or picked the wrong time to order nachos, Christine couldn’t have been amused by her partner’s mysterious absence, blowing off a life-changing event while wading through the dense forest that is the concourse at Hard Rock Stadium.
Embarrassing as it was, the story does have a happy ending. To quote Cousin Greg from Succession, “The verdict is love, your honor!”
From botched proposals to urinating cats falling from the sky, Hard Rock Stadium has been a breeding ground for the bizarre, churning out bloopers left and right. Congrats to Christine and her new fiancé, who among other difficulties, appears confused about his rooting interests.
Only in Florida.
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