A few years ago, 22-year-old Jonathan Ruiz of Orange, California broke into a home occupied by three female college students.
During his time inside the girls' home, Ruiz ate some milk and cookies, rifled through their underwear drawers, and decided to use one of their laptops to watch some...adult movies.
Unfortunately, Ruiz also decided to "self-love" while on the computer, leaving residue and DNA all over the computer, which is how the police eventually came to identify Ruiz as their perp.
According to NBC Los Angeles, Ruiz was in possession of two pairs of the girls' underwear at the time of his arrest.
This past Monday, he pled guilty to felony burglary and vandalism, and was sentenced to six years and eight months in prison.