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4/05 - Man touching himself in parking lot says he "didn't want to get caught" doing that at home
Police in Coral Springs, Florida were called to a local Publix grocery store last Monday night around 7:00 pm. The station had been receiving calls about a man sitting in his SUV in the parking lot...touching himself.
4/06 - Former Southwest pilot facing charges after exposing himself in cockpit during flight
Former Southwest Airlines pilot Michael Haak is facing charges after he allegedly exposed himself in the cockpit while flying a plane traveling from Philadelphia to Orlando last summer.
4/07 - Man without medical license caught giving Botox injections while drinking Four Loko
A spa in Jacksonville, Florida would occasionally hold "Botox & Bubbles" events, where people could receive Botox injections while imbibing in a few, tasty drinks.
4/08 - Home inspector caught on nanny cam "violating" Tickle Me Elmo doll
59-year-old Kevin Wayne VanLuven is a home inspector from Oxford Township, Michigan. Recently, Vanluven was inspecting for some potential buyers when the homeowner noticed something a little peculiar on her nanny cam.
4/09 - Man steals $123,000 worth of gift cards from job to send to woman he met online
A 63-year-old man named Kenneth Werkau used to work at a Walmart in Moundsville, West Virginia. Used to work, because during the last four months of 2019, Werkau stole $123,775 worth of gift cards to send to somebody he had never met!
