You prayed that something would come along and replace 'Let It Go' in your child's set-list, but not this... not like this. For months and billions of views, parents, uncles, aunts, babysitters and everyone in between have been tormented by Baby Shark (Do Do Do Do Do Do Do) and now you can live the nightmare in person.
Sure, we heard about the 'Baby Shark' TV show, but this is worse. Baby Shark is coming to YOUR TOWN. Luckily/Unluckily for us, Orlando will get one of the first looks on the 2-month US Tour when they come to Dr. Phillips Center on October 4th.
I can barely walk into Disney Springs without getting overwhelmed with annoyance by children, so being in the same theater where this is happening with thousands of children and their soul-broken parents sounds like an absolute living Hell. I pray you make it out alive. (Do Do Do Do Do Do Do)