Talk about picky. A "help wanted" sign posted in the window of a butcher shop makes a number of very specific demands for applicants.
Posted on Reddit by CaptTripps86, the no-nonsense sign specifies that the job "doesn't require a lot of common sense, just be able to use what you have."
"Please do not apply if you: oversleep, have no alarm clock, have no car, have court often, have no babysitter every day, have to give friends rides to work later than we start work, experience flat tires every week, have to hold onto a cell phone all day, or become an expert at your job with no need to learn or take advice after the first day," the sign reads.
Interested applicants also: "Must be able to remember to come back to work after lunch. Should not expect to receive Purple Ribbons or Gold Stars for showing up to work on time."
The sign goes on to say "To be blunt we [are] looking for a hard working and dependable person, no laziness, drama or BS. If you don't want to work, don't apply and waste our time."
It's not clear how much the shop is paying for the full-time position, which requires "helping customers, use cash register, make sandwiches, help keep deli case filled, help in back when needed, must be able to lift 40 lbs."
Neither the name of the butcher shop nor its location have been revealed.
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